“Is it a lost cultural relic, melted to the dash of an ’83 Nissan Sentra?
Is it a sinister government experiment, designed to brainwash children into becoming consumer slaves?
Is it the pinnacle of blip-verts, sent back in time from 20 minutes into the future?
Is it the holy grail of unlabeled VHS tapes, tucked away in the back room of an abandoned Blockbuster?
Is it live, or is it Memorex?”
– SMASH TV, MEMOREX
THIS IS ONLY A TEST
You’re a normal kid in a normal town until things change.